if you’ve never pretended to be a waterbender in the shower you’re lying to yourself
I thought I was Squirtle..I even told my mom.
Me: mom I think I’m Squirtle from Pokémon!!
Me: but only in the shower!
A tongue has no bones but it can break a heart.
i don’t understand people who make multiple facebook statuses every day like wtf i haven’t made a facebook status since like world war 2
OMF the TAGS! Lolololololo
I JUST NEED TO BE KISSED AND CUDDLED RIGHT NOW OK I DESERVE IT IM A GOOD PERSON I RECYCLE